Dear Mr./Ms. NAME:
George didn't come to Chicago to exchange body fluids ... well, maybe he did but not like this! (HOOK) He thought vampires were fantasies stuck in places like crypts, B-movies and corporate America, but when he is made into one the hunters turned out to be just as real too and they want him dead. (CONFLICT) Life might suck, yet undeath bites as George discovers in his search for a cure that doesn't involve stakes, sunlight or super powered ninja-nuns. (RESOLUTION)
SPURNED AND TURNED is an 80,000-word humorous novel. It is similar to Moore's Bloodsucking Fiends and takes place over a period of one week. I wrote this as a deliberate mockumentary towards all the recent vampire/supernatural romances that have flooded the market as of late.
I am member of the Chicago Writer's Guild of North America and an active journalist for the Chicago Sun Times. I am the recipient of the Chicago Star for creative writing and one of my short stories was awarded second place in the Humorous Tales Competition of Illinois in 2006.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Sincerely,
NAME
