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Top 10 Things I Should Have Started This Article With So It Would Become Popular Like All the Other Top 10 Articles That Start with the Number 10

My latest gripe about pay per click sites.

Whenever I got to pay per click sites like Helium, Associated content, and even our lovely Triond, the featured articles always begin with the number 10. I know that people love these Top 10, "list" typed articles, and I shamelessly admit being tempted to click on them too. But come on, all popular content shouldn't have to begin with a number in order to get feature attention.

In response to this Top 10 fanaticism, I have decide to throw out the Top 10 titles you should consider using to earn some money on these sites by having featured content:

  • Top 10 Venomous Snake Bite Stories You Wish You'd Lived Through
  • 101 Sexiest Office Furniture Stores
  • 10 Sure Ways To Make Your Dollar Work Wonders for Your Nasal Cavities
  • The Ultimate Top 10 Scariest Stalker Tips
  • The Top 10 Stupidest Ways to Get Arrested in Idaho
  • 10 Perfect Glue Recipe Secrets
  • 10 Wildest Spring Break Knitting Secrets
  • Top 10 Nerdiest Hotties You Never Would Have Dated in High School Who Wouldn't Date You Now If You Paid For It
  • Best 10 Ways to Store Your Stash Before Getting Arrested
  • 101 Dieting Starvation Tips You'd Have to Really Be Dumb to Try

Hope you enjoyed these newsworthy titles as much as I enjoyed making them up and feel free to use them and boost your earnings. Personally, I'm dying to know what the top 10 glue recipes are or the snake bite stories.

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Comments (3)
#1 by jo oliver, Aug 19, 2008
You are too funny. I loved this!
#2 by Adam Lilienthal, Aug 20, 2008
You have a sweet kind of sarcasm. Interesting picture; is that a waterwheel?
#3 by colette234, Aug 20, 2008
The picture is the view outside my room. It's a fake windmill on a college campus. Glad you like the article.
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